Jake's flight totally blows--like four crying kids, and the in-flight entertainment sucks--but it's all worth it when he gets to the airport and sees his dad there waiting for him. "Hey!" he says, waving and running up for a hug.
"Jesus christ, you're giant," Jared says, dryly, catching him for a hug. "What did I tell you about eating vegetables? We gotta give your mom's genes a chance to win out."
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